Hail Us
Hail Us

Hail Us
We be here fer all yer tech needs. Shout today to weigh anchor.
I be hailin’ as a:
Pick Personal Mate or Grand Crew fer a form crafted just fer ye.
Beg a Mend
Need a fix? Hail us to set a parley and mend yer gear quick.
Far-Off Aid
Get aid fer yer tech woes o’er the horizon. Hail us fer a parley with our wizards.
Snag Far-Off GearSailin’ Hours
We be ready to aid ye durin’ these hours. If ye need help beyond these times, send a missive via the contact page, mate.
Day | Sails Up | Anchored |
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Moonday | Anchored All Day | |
Twoday | 10:00 | 18:00 |
Wensday | 10:00 | 18:00 |
Thorsday | 10:00 | 18:00 |
Fryday | 10:00 | 18:00 |
Satterday | 10:00 | 18:00 |
Sunday | Anchored All Day |
Port Closures
Our festive tide chart below marks closin’ ports and queer operatin’ bells.
Title | Day | State |
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First Day o' the Year | January 1 | Closed |
Solemn Friday | April 18 | Open |
Egg Hunt Sunday | April 20 | Closed |
Day After Egg Hunt | April 21 | Closed |
Cap'n's Day | April 26 | Closed |
Freedom from the Navy Day | May 5 | Closed |
Sky-bound Day | May 29 | Closed |
Wind Spirit Sunday | June 8 | Closed |
Wind Spirit's Aftermath | June 9 | Closed |
Night Afore Treasure Day | December 24 | Closed |
Treasure Day | December 25 | Closed |
Second Treasure Day | December 26 | Closed |
Last Night o' the Year | December 31 | Closed |
Frequent Riddles
Find answers to yer queries ‘bout our booty, coin, and more.
Gear Mendin’
Be the 'No Fix, No Coin' creed fer scribe gear?
Nay, that creed skips scribe gear. Ye pay fer the try, fix or no.
Be spare bits fer scribes on hand?
Scribe bits be rare as kraken teeth, and when found, mendin’ costs a king’s ransom.
Mend or swap me scribe gear?
New scribes be cheap as grog, ponder if mendin’ be worth the coin afore ye sail.
Be scribe mendin’ coins coverin’ new bits?
Nay, listed coins skip new bits and carry the King’s tax.
How does this 'Full Sails' Priority Repair service work?
Our 'Full Sails' service be for urgent matters, when ye need yer gear back on the double. When ye choose this charter, yer repair request is hoisted to the top o' the shipwright's queue.
While a standard patch-up takes 3-5 days at sea, a priority job is expedited to be done in an estimated 1-2 days' time. This timeframe includes a thorough inspection, the mending itself, and a final quality check.
What this means:
Immediate Priority: Yer contraption is the next piece o' work our shipwrights will tackle. Swift Turnaround: We aim for a completion time of 1-2 business days, so ye can return to yer voyages sooner. Dedicated Focus: Our crew immediately allocates resources to diagnose and resolve the malady.
This timeframe does not include the delivery time for any parts that need to be specially ordered from distant ports. If such parts be required, we will notify ye immediately with an updated estimate, but yer repair will remain at the top o' the queue for when the cargo arrives.
While a standard patch-up takes 3-5 days at sea, a priority job is expedited to be done in an estimated 1-2 days' time. This timeframe includes a thorough inspection, the mending itself, and a final quality check.
What this means:
This timeframe does not include the delivery time for any parts that need to be specially ordered from distant ports. If such parts be required, we will notify ye immediately with an updated estimate, but yer repair will remain at the top o' the queue for when the cargo arrives.
When be spyin’ fees demanded?
We demand spyin’ fees to riddle out yer gear’s curse, be it yer laptop or reckonin’ box. These coins cover the sweat to spy the trouble, listed in our treasure map. But they be waived if ye sail ahead with the mend.
Yarn Samples
Yarn 1: Mend sworn, spyin’ fees scuttled
Rogue: Arr, me laptop won’t wake! Can ye spy it?
Crew: Aye, we charge a spyin’ fee, but it sails away if ye mend.
(Crew finds the heart-plank be rotten and offers a price.)
Crew: Yer heart-plank needs mendin’. Be ye in?
Rogue: Aye, fix it!
Crew: Grand, the spyin’ fee be gone since ye mend.
Yarn 2: Mend shunned, spyin’ fees hold
Rogue: Me laptop keeps freezin’. Take a gander?
Crew: Aye, spyin’ fee applies. Mend it, and it’s waived.
(Crew spies a rotten plank and offers a swap.)
Crew: Yer plank be cursed. Swap it?
Rogue: Nay, I’ll pass.
Crew: Fair winds. Ye keep the spyin’ fee since no mendin’.
Yarn Samples
Yarn 1: Mend sworn, spyin’ fees scuttled
Rogue: Arr, me laptop won’t wake! Can ye spy it? Crew: Aye, we charge a spyin’ fee, but it sails away if ye mend.
(Crew finds the heart-plank be rotten and offers a price.)
Crew: Yer heart-plank needs mendin’. Be ye in?
Rogue: Aye, fix it!
Crew: Grand, the spyin’ fee be gone since ye mend.
Yarn 2: Mend shunned, spyin’ fees hold
Rogue: Me laptop keeps freezin’. Take a gander? Crew: Aye, spyin’ fee applies. Mend it, and it’s waived.
(Crew spies a rotten plank and offers a swap.)
Crew: Yer plank be cursed. Swap it?
Rogue: Nay, I’ll pass.
Crew: Fair winds. Ye keep the spyin’ fee since no mendin’.
Plunderin’ & Gear
Can I get counsel afore plunderin’?
Aye, we be keen to lend a hook! Sway to our parley page, pick the counsel flag, and tell us yer quarry. Shipmate rogues can hoist the trade counsel fer bespoke aid. No hornpipe chatter by sea-horn be offered.
How do I get me loot rigged?
Toss a riggin’ service in yer chest at the reckonin’. Once yer haul be cast, we’ll spy the fit and hail ye if trouble brews. Riggin’ starts when all booty be stowed. Want more tale or to watch the craft? Sway to our riggin’ service scroll.
Can I ditch me old rig?
Aye, when ye snag a fresh spark-box from ITGOIT, ye can toss a like old one fer naught. Hand it to the PostNL sea-dog or drop it at a PostNL dock. Dig deeper on our trade-in parchment.
Can I shift me drop-off port?
Afore plunderin’, mark yer new harbor in yer log’s port ledger. If yer haul ain’t sailed, hail us via the parley page with 'Port Shift' and yer haul number to steer it right. We’ll holler when it’s set.
What be ITGOIT’s twice-sailed wares?
Our twice-sailed wares be marked A, B, or C tiers. A and B tiers bear the same oath as fresh loot, while C tier’s pledge be scant. Returns sail like common wares. Sway to our twice-sailed wares scroll fer more.
Can I tweak or scuttle me haul?
To scuttle, hail our parley page with 'Scuttle Haul' and yer haul number. Fer tweaks, note 'Tweak Haul' and chart yer changes. We’ll signal when it’s done. Extra coin or refunds weigh in if the haul’s worth shifts, see our treasure map.
Why be me haul scuttled?
We might scuttle hauls if coin don’t drop in 48 bells, a price blunder strikes, or loot be lost to the deep. Ye’ll get a missive with the tale.
How be bounties and game runes workin’?
Scour our bounty scroll fer live offers. Past bounties be locked, but ye can claim spoils if ye nabbed loot in time. Heed the bounty scroll’s code. Game runes sail after the return tide; coin-backs be forged by smiths.
Can I plunder on credit?
Shipmate rogues can plunder on credit after a coin-scrutin’. If nay, we’ll signal ye, and craftin’ might take an extra dawn. Parley via our page to weigh yer worth.
Coin Tossin’
What coin tosses be taken?
We take iDeal, Credit Scroll, PayPal, Apple Coin, Google Coin, Bancontact, and bank hauls. No pay-later or coin-on-deck be allowed. Shore pickup takes scroll tosses.
How do I use a bounty chit?
Scrawl yer bounty chit rune as a haul note at the reckonin’. Our crew’ll forge it by hand, takin’ a day’s tide to show in yer haul.
What if me coin toss sinks?
If yer coin don’t sail, parley with 'New Coin Link' on our page fer a retry rune or to swap tosses. We’ll steer ye true.
What if I can’t settle a debt scroll?
If a debt bell rings and ye can’t pay, holler back via our parley page from the bell missive to barter terms. We’ll rig a course with ye.
Can I snag a King’s tax scroll?
Aye, a King’s tax scroll be ready in yer log and sent by missive a day after yer haul lands.
Be shore mendin’ coins coverin’ new bits?
Nay, all listed coins skip new bits and carry the King’s tax.
Sailin’ & Droppin’
What be the sailin’ tolls?
Sailin’ tolls weigh by yer port, scour our treasure map fer the current reckonin’. Pickup at ITGOIT be ever free.
Where be me haul?
Track yer haul’s wake in yer log. Lost loot might tarry as we hunt it. Once sailed, ye get a trackin’ rune. If it lags, parley with us.
What be the droppin’ tides?
Droppin’ rides the stock wind. Stowed gear ordered afore 11 bells weekdays or 10 bells Sundays lands next dawn most times. Bank hauls add a tide. See our droppin’ tides scroll fer more.
Can I call fer a split drop?
We sail full hauls true, but ye can beg a split drop via our parley page. Extra sailin’ tolls might cling, check our treasure map.
Can I fetch me haul?
Aye, fetch at our dock durin’ open bells, see our pickup scroll. Bring yer haul number and mark. Stowed gear be ready same tide after a nod.
Can I pick me droppin’ bell?
No bells be picked at reckonin’, but ye can beg a favored dawn via our parley page. A mark be needed unless it fits yer post-hole.
Can I sail to a PostNL drop-dock?
Aye, hoist 'PostNL Drop-Dock' at reckonin’ under sailin’ flags.
What if I scrawled a wrong port?
If yer haul ain’t sailed, fix it via our parley page with 'Wrong Port' and yer haul number. Strike quick to shift the course.
What if me loot lands broken?
Cry sailin’ damage within 48 bells via our parley page with 'Sailin’ Damage' in the cry. Show scrawls o’ the chest, packin’, mark, and ruin. We’ll chart yer next tack.
What if I nabbed wrong loot?
Beg a return via yer log to swap fer the true haul. Our crew’ll rig the trade, parley fer aid.
What if I miss the drop?
If ye ain’t at port, the sea-dog might leave it with mates or a near drop-dock. Shift the drop bell with the carrier afore the first shot if ye must.
When be dockin’ fees charged fer shore fixes?
Fer all shore jaunts, a dockin’ fee be slapped on yer tab straightaway to cover our sweat an’ the wind in our sails, whether the fix be done or nay. Here be the lay:
Fix Sails True: Ye fork over the set coin fer the mend atop the dockin’ fee. Fix Fails: If we can’t patch the hull or ye wave off the work, ye still pay the dockin’ fee alone.
Sailin’ fees cling like barnacles, separate from the dockin’ cost, fer the trek to an’ fro.
Sailin’ fees cling like barnacles, separate from the dockin’ cost, fer the trek to an’ fro.
When be sailin’ fees demanded?
Sailin’ fees hit fer shore fixes when the leagues from our port pass a mark. Coin piles per league sailed beyond. Check our treasure map fer the tally.
Booty Returns & Oath
How be returns rigged?
Lone rogues can return loot within 14 tides under the freebootin’ right, no yarn needed, cast a plea via our returns scroll. Trade crews might face restockin’ tolls or bars. Cursed loot falls under oath, see our returns creed scroll.
What be the tolls fer returnin’ loot?
Ye cover the sail-back toll unless we shipped wrong loot or it’s cursed under oath, where we might toss back a set coin, scour our treasure map. See our returns creed fer more.
How do I return me plunder?
Start a return plea on our sea-chart. Ye’ll get a signal with a return rune and orders. Droppin’ at ITGOIT be welcome too. Tidings come by missive.
How should I pack me return?
Stow returns tight in an outer chest, best with the first wrappin’. Skip extra marks on the loot chest. Sail prepaid, unpaid or coin-on-deck returns be scuttled. Ye bear the load till we nab it, so weigh anchor with cover. Toss in all trinkets fer freebootin’ returns, or a toll might bite if it’s bruised.
How long be me window to return loot?
Lone rogues got 14 tides from landin’. Trade returns might be weighed under rare terms with tolls, see our treasure map. Cursed loot can sail back under oath any tide in the span.
How swift be me coin returned?
We aim to rig returns in 5 workin’ tides. Coin sails back 1-5 tides after a nod, by yer tossin’ way.
Can I swap loot instead?
Within 14 tides, beg a swap via our returns scroll. Oft quicker to nab coin back and replunder yer fancy straight.
How do I return loot not in me log?
In yer log, pick 'New Return Plea' and hoist 'Return Sans Haul Tale.' Scrawl all bits full, and we’ll missive ye a return rune and orders.
How do I return a Bol or Amazon haul?
Within 30 tides, cast a return through yer Bol or Amazon log. Ye’ll nab a return mark to sail it back to us.
What loot can’t be returned?
No-return loot be hygiene wares, grubby gear, cracked scrolls, half-lost hauls, bounty chits, or loot battered by misuse or sailin’. Scour our returns creed scroll fer the full roster.