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Nay, that creed skips scribe gear. Ye pay fer the try, fix or no.

Scribe bits be rare as kraken teeth, and when found, mendin’ costs a king’s ransom.

New scribes be cheap as grog, ponder if mendin’ be worth the coin afore ye sail.

Nay, listed coins skip new bits and carry the King’s tax.

Mendin’ time rides the tide o’ work. We’ll guess the days when ye hand it o’er.

We demand spyin’ fees to riddle out yer gear’s curse, be it yer laptop or reckonin’ box. These coins cover the sweat to spy the trouble, listed in our treasure map. But they be waived if ye sail ahead with the mend.

Yarn Samples

Yarn 1: Mend sworn, spyin’ fees scuttled

Rogue: Arr, me laptop won’t wake! Can ye spy it?
Crew: Aye, we charge a spyin’ fee, but it sails away if ye mend.
(Crew finds the heart-plank be rotten and offers a price.)
Crew: Yer heart-plank needs mendin’. Be ye in?
Rogue: Aye, fix it!
Crew: Grand, the spyin’ fee be gone since ye mend.

Yarn 2: Mend shunned, spyin’ fees hold

Rogue: Me laptop keeps freezin’. Take a gander?
Crew: Aye, spyin’ fee applies. Mend it, and it’s waived.
(Crew spies a rotten plank and offers a swap.)
Crew: Yer plank be cursed. Swap it?
Rogue: Nay, I’ll pass.
Crew: Fair winds. Ye keep the spyin’ fee since no mendin’.

Aye, we be keen to lend a hook! Sway to our parley page, pick the counsel flag, and tell us yer quarry. Shipmate rogues can hoist the trade counsel fer bespoke aid. No hornpipe chatter by sea-horn be offered.

Toss a riggin’ service in yer chest at the reckonin’. Once yer haul be cast, we’ll spy the fit and hail ye if trouble brews. Riggin’ starts when all booty be stowed. Want more tale or to watch the craft? Sway to our riggin’ service scroll.

Aye, when ye snag a fresh spark-box from ITGOIT, ye can toss a like old one fer naught. Hand it to the PostNL sea-dog or drop it at a PostNL dock. Dig deeper on our trade-in parchment.

Afore plunderin’, mark yer new harbor in yer log’s port ledger. If yer haul ain’t sailed, hail us via the parley page with 'Port Shift' and yer haul number to steer it right. We’ll holler when it’s set.

Our twice-sailed wares be marked A, B, or C tiers. A and B tiers bear the same oath as fresh loot, while C tier’s pledge be scant. Returns sail like common wares. Sway to our twice-sailed wares scroll fer more.

To scuttle, hail our parley page with 'Scuttle Haul' and yer haul number. Fer tweaks, note 'Tweak Haul' and chart yer changes. We’ll signal when it’s done. Extra coin or refunds weigh in if the haul’s worth shifts, see our treasure map.

We might scuttle hauls if coin don’t drop in 48 bells, a price blunder strikes, or loot be lost to the deep. Ye’ll get a missive with the tale.

Scour our bounty scroll fer live offers. Past bounties be locked, but ye can claim spoils if ye nabbed loot in time. Heed the bounty scroll’s code. Game runes sail after the return tide; coin-backs be forged by smiths.

Shipmate rogues can plunder on credit after a coin-scrutin’. If nay, we’ll signal ye, and craftin’ might take an extra dawn. Parley via our page to weigh yer worth.

We take iDeal, Credit Scroll, PayPal, Apple Coin, Google Coin, Bancontact, and bank hauls. No pay-later or coin-on-deck be allowed. Shore pickup takes scroll tosses.

Scrawl yer bounty chit rune as a haul note at the reckonin’. Our crew’ll forge it by hand, takin’ a day’s tide to show in yer haul.

If yer coin don’t sail, parley with 'New Coin Link' on our page fer a retry rune or to swap tosses. We’ll steer ye true.

If a debt bell rings and ye can’t pay, holler back via our parley page from the bell missive to barter terms. We’ll rig a course with ye.

Aye, a King’s tax scroll be ready in yer log and sent by missive a day after yer haul lands.

Nay, all listed coins skip new bits and carry the King’s tax.

Sailin’ tolls weigh by yer port, scour our treasure map fer the current reckonin’. Pickup at ITGOIT be ever free.

Track yer haul’s wake in yer log. Lost loot might tarry as we hunt it. Once sailed, ye get a trackin’ rune. If it lags, parley with us.

Droppin’ rides the stock wind. Stowed gear ordered afore 11 bells weekdays or 10 bells Sundays lands next dawn most times. Bank hauls add a tide. See our droppin’ tides scroll fer more.

We sail full hauls true, but ye can beg a split drop via our parley page. Extra sailin’ tolls might cling, check our treasure map.

Aye, fetch at our dock durin’ open bells, see our pickup scroll. Bring yer haul number and mark. Stowed gear be ready same tide after a nod.

No bells be picked at reckonin’, but ye can beg a favored dawn via our parley page. A mark be needed unless it fits yer post-hole.

Aye, hoist 'PostNL Drop-Dock' at reckonin’ under sailin’ flags.

If yer haul ain’t sailed, fix it via our parley page with 'Wrong Port' and yer haul number. Strike quick to shift the course.

Cry sailin’ damage within 48 bells via our parley page with 'Sailin’ Damage' in the cry. Show scrawls o’ the chest, packin’, mark, and ruin. We’ll chart yer next tack.

Beg a return via yer log to swap fer the true haul. Our crew’ll rig the trade, parley fer aid.

If ye ain’t at port, the sea-dog might leave it with mates or a near drop-dock. Shift the drop bell with the carrier afore the first shot if ye must.

Fer all shore jaunts, a dockin’ fee be slapped on yer tab straightaway to cover our sweat an’ the wind in our sails, whether the fix be done or nay. Here be the lay:

Fix Sails True: Ye fork over the set coin fer the mend atop the dockin’ fee.

Fix Fails: If we can’t patch the hull or ye wave off the work, ye still pay the dockin’ fee alone.

Sailin’ fees cling like barnacles, separate from the dockin’ cost, fer the trek to an’ fro.

Sailin’ fees hit fer shore fixes when the leagues from our port pass a mark. Coin piles per league sailed beyond. Check our treasure map fer the tally.

Lone rogues can return loot within 14 tides under the freebootin’ right, no yarn needed, cast a plea via our returns scroll. Trade crews might face restockin’ tolls or bars. Cursed loot falls under oath, see our returns creed scroll.

Ye cover the sail-back toll unless we shipped wrong loot or it’s cursed under oath, where we might toss back a set coin, scour our treasure map. See our returns creed fer more.

Start a return plea on our sea-chart. Ye’ll get a signal with a return rune and orders. Droppin’ at ITGOIT be welcome too. Tidings come by missive.

Stow returns tight in an outer chest, best with the first wrappin’. Skip extra marks on the loot chest. Sail prepaid, unpaid or coin-on-deck returns be scuttled. Ye bear the load till we nab it, so weigh anchor with cover. Toss in all trinkets fer freebootin’ returns, or a toll might bite if it’s bruised.

Lone rogues got 14 tides from landin’. Trade returns might be weighed under rare terms with tolls, see our treasure map. Cursed loot can sail back under oath any tide in the span.

We aim to rig returns in 5 workin’ tides. Coin sails back 1-5 tides after a nod, by yer tossin’ way.

Within 14 tides, beg a swap via our returns scroll. Oft quicker to nab coin back and replunder yer fancy straight.

In yer log, pick 'New Return Plea' and hoist 'Return Sans Haul Tale.' Scrawl all bits full, and we’ll missive ye a return rune and orders.

Within 30 tides, cast a return through yer Bol or Amazon log. Ye’ll nab a return mark to sail it back to us.

No-return loot be hygiene wares, grubby gear, cracked scrolls, half-lost hauls, bounty chits, or loot battered by misuse or sailin’. Scour our returns creed scroll fer the full roster.