Powder Monkey Guards
Powder Monkey Guards
Safe waters fer the little ones.
Solo Sailor
Ready to Sail
Keep the Little Scallywags Safe
Our Powder Monkey Guards help ye build a safe pool fer yer kids to swim in, blocking the krakens and the cursed sirens from their screens.
Keep 'em away from the bad taverns and make sure they don't stare at the magic slates all night.
Weigh AnchorWhy Pick Powder Monkey Guards?
Safe Waters
Drop a net that stops the cursed content from reaching their eyes.
Captain's Wheel
Easy levers fer ye to pull to see what they're up to and cut the magic off.
Set the Rules
Change the guards to fit how strict a captain ye want to be.
Who We Sail For
Captains (Parents)
Guards to keep yer own little powder monkeys from wanderin' into dark waters.
First Mates (Guardians)
Tools to keep the ship's boys safe while yer watchin' 'em.
How Powder Monkey Guards Work
- Hail us to parlay about how much freedom ye want the kids to have.
- We bolt the guards to the screens and set the traps.
- We teach ye how to pull the levers and keep 'em safe.
Protect the Little Ones Today
Build a safe sea fer the powder monkeys. Hail us now.