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Magic Shouting Tubes (VoIP)

Magic Shouting Tubes (VoIP)

Cheap parlay across the oceans.

Merchant Fleet
Ready to Sail

Upgrade Yer Ship's Bells

Our Magic Shouting Tubes (VoIP) give ye cheap, stretchy, and fancy ways to yell at yer crew and merchants across the sea.

Rip out those old tin cans and use VoIP to share the loot and save yer coin.

Weigh Anchor

Why Pick Magic Shouting Tubes?

Save the Coin

Stop paying the Crown's toll for shouting. VoIP is dirt cheap.

Stretchy Tubes

Easily add or chop off shouting lines as yer crew shrinks or grows.

Fancy Witchcraft

Use magic like shouting-routing, ghost-messages to pigeons, and seeing faces through the tubes.

Who We Sail For

Small & Medium Ships

Cheap shouting tubes to make a small crew sound like a galleon.

Grand Armadas

Heavy, stretchy shouting webs for armadas spread across fifty islands.

How Magic Shouting Tubes Work

  1. We check how much yer crew yells and what tubes ye already got.
  2. We string up new magic tubes without stopping the ship's work.
  3. We teach the crew how to shout into 'em and keep 'em patched.

Shout Across the Sea

Switch to magic tubes for cheap, modern shouting. Hail us today.